Balderdash

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:10:23 GMT

today was amazing. my physics teacher was mean. he said that i was ugly and my mother dresses me weird. and then he made all these jokes about how stupid i am. but its ok, i made fun of him aswell. so after school i went downtown with brooke and bought an amazing hat. it was $80 at roberta's hats and it belongs in guys and dolls or west side story. its soo nice. and it came with a feather. after that i went home and then to the movie set. pretty much i got paid to sit around and eat food for afew hours. we got chips, candy, soup, sandwiches, you name it. to pass the time i eased dropped on one of like 4 girls that were there, and she was buy far the hottest. there were two main guys that were going after her, even though she already has a boyfriend. they were both by her and if she seemed to pay more attention to one of them, the other one would get visably so jelous.it entertained me for awhile. man i'm lame. finally we got called in to shoot a scene and after we got to go home. the shows called terminal city and its on tv. it airs on hbo, bravo, showcase, and movie central, and maybe acouple others, i can't remember. i'm not sure when however. there was this kid who was in grade 9 who wouldn't stop asking me these questions. at first it was kind of cute and flattering, but then it got kind of anoying. he would ask who each individial person was and what there job was. he would ask how i got in to acting, or if the movie industries a good one to get into. how hard it is. what each piece of equipment does, etc.

the end.

p.s. i am currently wearing make up, no joke.

grown men dont fall in the river, just like that.

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 08:39:29 GMT

oh man!! ok so for the past two weeks theres been this fly that's actually on speed or something. he keeps flying around going like speed of light and he like attacks me. i've tried so many times to kill him but each time was unsuccessful, he was too fast. well just as i was leaving the computer to go to bed tonight, i realise that mr. fly is sitting on the table, so i blow on him to see if he was alive, and he just rolled over. he's dead!! the fucking fly is dead! mark this day on your calander everyone. its monumental.

the number 12 looks like you.

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 01:34:47 GMT

today was amazing! it rained and i fell down! ...now to explain those. i bought a new umbreller on saturday and i thought it might rain today so i brought it to school. it was freezing cold all day but no sign of rain and i thought i was just some crazy guy who carried an umbrella around with him all day. finally it rained at the end of school and i was soo excited. then i went shopping with pam, tara, and duncan and then when i was heading home with duncan i started sliding with my boots, as i normally do, and i lost my balance and fell on my ass. i havent fell down once with them yet and i got really excited.

so hard to be a girl. so nice to be a boy.

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 04:37:23 GMT

wow, there are alot of spelling mistakes in my last post. sorry. lately everyone's been spelling my name right. you deserve my congradulatories. also my new peacoat is beutiful...and so are you. thats all i have to say. goodbye.

ten dollar bill in you pocket, ten dollar bill.
whatcha gonna buy with that green back, what kind of thrill.
ten dollar bill in your pocket, ten dollar bill.
tell me where did you get that money, who'd you have to kill.

i got a big black gun in my pocket, got a big black gun.
its time to share the cash now, no where to run.
i got a big black gun in my pocket, got a big black gun.
lets rob a seven eleven, and have some fun.

ten a.m. the land lords knockin, knockin on my door.
can't you see i got no money, i can't get no more.
two p.m. the landlords bangin, tryin one more time.
you can knock the damn door down, but you ain't gonna get a dime.

we all laughed at your online diary.

Sat, 27 Nov 2004 12:37:39 GMT

i hate how i always end up walking home at four in the morning. worst habit to get into. i'm so tired. my mom said the other day that she supported my life style. what the hell does that mean? does she support my rock n' roll life style, my alternative life style, my cunning life style...i dont know. my grandma decided to give me $500 dollars for my birthday, and i get it either tomorrow or the day after that. i'm spending every penny of it on other people, so expect to get a christmas present. oh in other news theres aperently some big movie being filmed somewhere on the island about worl war two. or something about some guy who has a flash back to world war two. well in any case, i'm in it. i get paid $10 an hour to be in the hitler youth. which is kind of ironic concidering i'm technicly jewish. but oh well. i'm excited cause i make afew hundred bucks off this.

Fri, 26 Nov 2004 01:52:19 GMT

so i havent been home in two days....how bout that. ok yesterday me and pamela were waiting for tara to get off work. so to pass the time we went in to toys r' us and we played with this keyboard that had a mic that distorts your voice and drum machine and a scratcher thing and we made songs. after that we went to the kareoke machines and we made up lyrics to the preset songs on them and they were so amazing. then i started beat boxing into the mic and pam started rapping and everyone was watching us. the rap went like this:

I was walkin down the street
with my possie
when they said to me
you're not an aussie

you're not from austrailia
no y-you're not from austrailia.

and so on.
well anyway, i just realized i need to buy a tape player tomorrow. so if anyone wants to wander around with me to all the pawn shops and stuff tomorrow please inform me. once again because i know absolutely no one will answer my call. i'm going to make a list. timothy, jordyn, ffion, mary, fiona, emma, emily, cloe, camm, kathleen, and olvia. ok well, i must be off.
goodbye

the loss of friends you didn't have.

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 10:45:25 GMT

insomnia's not all its cracked out to be. as i normally do at night i decided to go for a stroll. this time i really needed someone to talk to or just be around so i walked to pamela's place. when i was almost to her door i thought about what would happen if i got hit by a car and she found me the next morning. i broke out crying uncontrolably. i guess someone had to....

Wed, 24 Nov 2004 06:40:05 GMT

go i'm the most conspicuous person ever! my dad walks in well i have a bike under my arm fully dressed and i just drop the bike and start looking around. never once made eye conduct. man i fail.

the difference between me and you is that i'm not on fire.

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 08:40:35 GMT

I wish i was a hypocondriac. so when people ask me what i do i could be like "I hypocondriate...what do YOU do?" and they'd be like "I work at Barnes and Noble". no one could touch me.

so for the last two nights i've made popcorn as a late night snack because i can't sleep a god damn wink. we seem to be out of microwave popcorn, so i've had to make it the old fashioned way. its harder, and more dangerous than you may think. however it takes about the same amount of time. man my microwave is theroughly useless. the only thing i use it for is popcorn and now i dont even do that. well anyway this machine like pops the corn and then it eventually flows into a bowl and such. well i dont know if it was bad enganeering on some one's part or our machines just broken but popcorn started popping inside the bowl. so i had little explosions amongst rather steady popcorn. thus resulting in popcorn flying EVERYWHERE. well by the end of this whole ordeal there was popcorn all over my floor and in my hair and i was cowering in a corner.
thank you.
man insomnia is so in right now.

pillowcase

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 03:48:35 GMT

p.s. i need a peacoat...i think i might go to the patch and buy one tomorrow, if anyone wants to join me please inform me. seeing that i doubt anyone will reply. this request is directed at tim,olivia, ffion, cloe, emma, emily, mary, camm, kathleen,jordyn, and fiona. i dont know fiona that well. but she can come anyway. if your not on that list its because i doubt you'll come, not because i hate you. well maybe alittle. but if your not on the list you can come anyway. but i think one or more of the people up there should come, it'll be a blast.

they call em fingers but i aint never seen em fing. oh...there they go.

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 03:09:53 GMT

woke up to my guitar player nick jumping on my bed, which was in the middle of the living room because i had to clear everything out of my room to paint it. in retrospect the bed wasn't the best thing to move first concidering i stopped after i moved my bed. but it any case we had a band practice that morning minus the singer who we're going to dump. the whole band practice consisted of...

Nick: how bout this for a song? (plays song)
Me: no, that sucks.
Nick: how bout this then? (plays somehting else)
Me: no, that sucks.

so finally we had nothing to play and nick and g sat there thinking of what to play well i sat there thinking how i'm going to break it to them that i'm going to leave the band. then finally i got bored and busted out the brushes and started playing a really soft jazz beat. nick and g started soloing along jazz scales and it sounded really nice. so i'm going to turn this band into a jazz band weather they like it or not. by the way, if you know me well at all, which no one does hehe, the kind of bands i want are a rock/punk kind of trio, like the bled or possibly like taking back sunday or something or a mix, a jazz band, a huge 20 piece band equiped with brass and strings and everything, and indie band probably synth driven, and above all, i want a rap band. most of those i have covered, except for a hardcore rap band. i have a band and were going to get yosuf to rap for one or two songs. so i'm almost there. oh after nick left i broke his guitar, like actually. i havent told him yet. he's gonna be choked. haha.

if she is fast enough, then maybe the pieces of her heart will stay together.

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 08:54:33 GMT

ok so tonight was amzing. i went to the ska show because i really had no idea where that place on pandora was. so anyway, i spent most of the time in the back sitting or outside because i realized how much i hate the local ska/punk scene. well anyway, eventually duncan, pam and tara showed up and duncan brought his slingshot so we found rocks and pennies and took turns shooting at dana and her fat friend. after they got really mad at us and had some big friends around we had to think of a new plan. so i decided we should go on the roof. so we climbed up and shot them from there. then we saw this girl thea. thea is really gross and dirty and so we decided to shoot her for those reasons. we got her in the side of the head and she still didn't know what was going on. she went inside and everyone else cleared out so we were out of targets.after that we gave up and came down after shooting dana acouple more times. then we decided to ask people for money to go buy candy. even though we shot everyone, we still made nearly ten dollars and went and bought a shitload of candy at mac's. i love how i was such an ass hole tonight and didn't care. haha. well anyway then we ran into tim and clayton and liz and people at moka house. after liz left and it was just me, tim, clayton, christine, and sarah, tim and sarah decided to piss in zip lock bags and throw them at shats house. i thought this was vulgar and gross so i went home.

gooood night.

friends like training wheels.

Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:39:18 GMT

I like how my dads listening to like hardcore punk and the talking heads and stuff, its really funny. well anyway today walked all over town looking for many things to decorate my room and stuff. I bought blue paint for my room. number 371 premium paint. i also bought a brush and some tape and stuff. after that i spent pretty much the entire day going around looking at rugs. most of them are pretty expensive but i fou8nd acouple i liked that were good. i'm really glad i lied to all my friends and spent the day by myself. when ever i talked to some one or made any human contact whatsoever, i felt like i was going to burst out crying. it was weird. ok well i'm gonna go clear my room and paint it. later guys.

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 10:09:11 GMT

my parents are mean people. today school sucked. except for the free food in capp. after school i went home after procrastinating with cloe and friends for awhile. then i went to see pam at her work and her co-worker gave me all the left over ice cream and it was huge and gross, so i unloaded it on dana as i saw her. then i went downtown and i decided to stop by a&b for lack of better things to do. i ran in to siobhan, pronounce shi-von, well i was there. we made plans to go see ray because we both want to see it. well devin + record store = -money. so it seems i buy cd's in four. this time it was more adventurous by rilo kiley, sha sha by ben kweller, horror by rjd2 and blueberry boat by the fiery furnaces. all amazing albums. after that i ran into olivia and we met up with fiona and ashley. we wandered and went to scotts and got milkshakes. then me fiona and ashley went back to my place and hung out.then i went to the fifty fifty to see piano. the first band that played was pretty good. they had a guy that played the sitar and the saw and this other instrument that i'm not sure what it was. but he was cool. the second guy was amazing and i love him. and p:ano blew me away. they were all under four feet and they were all soo amazing. jasmin showed up, it was nice. after the show me and pam walked to my place and i made pam go home because i need sleep tonight. tomorrow we rearange my room. we're going to paint it. and then were going to lay a carbet down in the middle and reorganize everything. i'm excited. tonight tim and jordyn went to see garden state together. emily did homework and was anti-social, possibly hung out with emma aswell. smu crew went to gyro. ffion worked till 7. jonatron hung out with his dad and his cousin and saw a movie. jason went home after making a brief apearance at fifty fifty. kris swam in bc finals. goodluck kris.

goodnight.

feel like cracker jacks

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:45:46 GMT

I embarrass my self sooo much you have no idea. yesterday i had my suit on and i was walking with my cane all over town. i must have dropped my cane like five times in public while i was spinning it around looking all fancy. and then today i dressed up all cowboy and i was carying around my plastic revolver i bought from the dollar store, and i dropped it on the bus. gawd i'm a mess.

everyone should go to p:ano tonight.

he used to be handsome and now he's just pretty cute.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 06:47:07 GMT

ok, so i hate looking over peoples posts and they're all depressing and sad and i was going to write one by now i wont. i'll just say that i'm pretty sure i'm meant to get the exact opposite of what i want. and i think i've reached a new low when i start to make money off of my own misery. but then again i guess its one more thing to smile about. well i'm pretty sure the entire world is deppressed all at the same time. if anyones actually happy please tell me. give me hope. well in anycase i've taken it apon myself to cheer the whole world up. sadly enough the outcome of my day relies souly on everyone around me and how they act towards me. so i figure if i can act in a great mood and act happy towards everyone else, then they'll all act the same way towards me and towards others and it will escalate from there. i think you all should give it a shot. the dogs die in hot cars cd is really good. i was impressed. i can't wait till deck the hall ball. I think i'm going to rearange my room this weekend. if you have any ideas for decor or maybe even a theme, please let me know. today at school like five teachers, that i've barely even seen and defiantely have no idea who they are, knew my name and knew that i was the one that started suit thursday and complimented me on it. normally its just kids my age that say hi and i have no idea who they are.
so i love my life guys.

if you dance, others will join.

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 08:43:05 GMT

today i lay in bed for awhile...althought i got no sleep and i was only laying there for an hour, i found it hard to pry myself out of bed. acording to tim you'll die in ten days without sleep. i've had 6 hours in the past 9 days. i dont know where that leaves me. not that you would anyway, but dont worry or anything. i dont want simpathy or something like that. umm today i went to school. i thought for certain that i was invisable for the first half. i said hi to everyone and everysingle person completely ignored me. tara had a good theory that maybe i didn't actually say hi and i just thought i did. but in anycase tim saw me and, no joke, my whole day went up from there. it was like everyone was all like "no i dont want to talk to him, he's gross!" and then tim said "hi" and everyone was sudenly like "oh tim's talking to him, he must be alright". we got tim's grad photo's taken, although tim didn't like most of them, i thought they turned out fairly well. i got to be in them with him, that made me happy. history was ok, i like had vlad wrote about it in his live journal and well all of you (except ffion, alana and jaramiah) read about it, i experienced it first hand. after that me, timothy and pamela all went to my capp class. and what a crazy capp class it was. we talked about sex and everything. some one asked in ms. lanes anonomous question box if size matters. althought everyone was convinced we were talking about penis size, i'm still pretty sure we were talking about the size of pet hipopotamouses. after capp i bid fare thee well to pam, tara, and timothy and went over to brookes place. we tried to watch how to speak spanish video, but her vcr actually destroyed the tape. it was so funny. and her other one didn't work for some reason. so we watched lord of the rings instead. then we went to our guitar lesson together and had a ball. after guitar lesson i went and saw tara and pam on her first day at baskin robbins. i bought four more cd's. piebald, futureheads, postal service, and dogs die in hot cars. after they were off work we went to denny's, my treat.

ok well i'm in the mood for a rant. this rant will be two fold.
part one:
i hate people that think its cool to be depressed, or have some sort of disorder. people aren't going to like you because you're depressed and on meds. the most they'll feel, if anything, is sympathy, and is that really how you want to make friends? i hate it when someone brings up how they're on abunch of medication in hopes that i'll have more respect for them, or feel sorry for them or some how make them seem cooler. it doesn't work. this is not directed at anyone, i know many people that are guilty of this.
i have insomnia, or so it seems. its not cool. further more i fear that its deliberate...that i think maybe your opinion of me will change if i cant sleep, or you'll think i'm cooler so i force myself to stay away and not sleep. subconsciencely of course. it started off just because i was depressed and i need to stay with friends, and by staying with friends we stayed up all night and non of us could sleep. now its gotten to the point where i'm not depressed in the least. i know the reasons i'm bummed, and i'm not at all happy about them, and if i think about them i do want to cry. but i dont feel like i normally do when i'm down. i just dont care. i feel like the guy from office space once he gets hipnotized.

part two:
turns out part two was a dumb rant i decided not to write it.

if i offend you, or well, just say how much i hate something you do or something like that, its only because i do it aswell and thats how i notice it. so dont worry about it.

this post was really along, i doubt anyone will read it. probably for the best, its not improtant. then again nothing is.

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 10:19:45 GMT

wow, i havent slept in awhile. Infact its been a week.now i'm obviously exagerating, i havent stayed up for a week staight. but lets say in a good week, the average person gets 70 hours of sleep. thats abit high, but roughly. I've got maybe 5 hours of sleep. it sucks. its quarter after two right now. this is my plan. when i was younger my dad used to read me books to go to sleep. so i think if i get ahold of some read-along story time tapes and listen to them at night i might sleep. i just hope their crazy accents dont effect anything. if you have another option, please tell me.

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 07:42:27 GMT

fyi imprisonating isn't a word.

rolls right off the toung.

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 07:25:38 GMT

so today i just didn't care about anything. it was weird, i felt like that guy from office space, i have so much to worrie about and yet nothing came. I dont mind, i liked it. well anyway i went to school today. I found the kid that stole my binder and i decided to write him a love letter saying "meet me in the locker room after school." signed xoxo hot striper. well anyway the guy showed up so i started working his uperbody and such until he finaly turned into my binder. too bad it was too late for me to study for my physics test, oh well. after school i went home and invented a dance. this is how it goes, please stand up and follow along. first make a perfect right angle with your right leg in the air and spin on your left. then bring it down and clap your hands. after that step outwards on your left leg but keep it bent with all your weight on your right. now shake your hips. spin twice in a clockwise direction. and end with the splits and go "yahhhhh!!!" now if you followed that perfectly, walk to the closest mirror, take a good look at yourself, wind up, and give yourself the bigest smack of your life for embarrasing yourself, seriously. i just made that up now dufuss. anyway pam called me up and we decided to go shopping for some necessary supplies for her place. so we went up to broadmead to diposit a check and she bought me din din at thrifty's, it was exquisit. then we went down to wall-mart. we bought five pillows, and six pillow cases. we bought a broom, we bought a garbage can. we bought lots of food and some towls and dish cloths. it was amazing.she's set.

adios.

Update.

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 06:25:58 GMT

ok so i've decided never to come crawling back to live journal, or eljay. for some reason i like it when people take to words, abreviate them, to make it shorter, and then spell out the abreviation making it longer. its like translating something from english to japanese and then back to english again. well anyway even though i'm back i've decided to never right what i did during that day unless its extremely interesting or slightly humorous. as most of you know my standards for humour are very low, but i'll try and only post actually funny things.

now that thats out of the way...today in capp class my teacher tried to teach 2 japanese exchange students, who barely speek english, what oral sex was for the entirety of our class. so pretty much our entire class consisted of "penis to mouth", "genitals to mouth", "here to here". god, make it go away.

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 01:17:36 GMT

I have the worst conversational skills of anyone i have ever seen. I shouldn't be allowed out of the house.

Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:29:03 GMT

Man Halloween sucks. I'm going to be one of those people that screams at kids about how much life sucks and how they'll never amount to anything. and then i'll throw candy at them and tell them to get the fuck off my porch. I hate social hollidays, it reminds me i have no friends.

the break down.

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 01:50:26 GMT

Holy crap....man my old english teacher Miss Moore, who was subbing for CAPP today, made fun of me for writing a message to Mary that started with holy crap...oh well. Well anyway...school was pointless, i was late for english, as usual and my teacher made me get a late slip. I wrote "I broke into song and dance on the way to school, there was nothing i could do." as my excuse and got a detention but me and Max decided to not go and do it tomorrow together. well the rest of the school day wasn't quite as "eventful" as that so lets fast forward. >> nfdjsklhfjdfklhfdifuhsjklfhdsjkfhsdjklfhjkxcnsjdklafhjdsklfhjdsl nhkslchjdslkchjxlkhfcjslkdhfjdslkhfvnhfdjklsanvdjfnjdkfnlsjkdf ok after school me, Tera and Cloe decided to bus downtown together and then this random guy stopped us and was like "can i take you picture? I'm a photographer." so we were like "ok". so he took one of us all and then individual and mixed it up abit. His name was Syless or however you may spell it. He's Cloe's crush of the day. I'd like to announce that its Mary's birthday...even tho theres like one person that MAY read this and they would already know...after our photoshoot we went downtown and parted with Cloe and me and Tera went to the bank and she opened a checking acount. Twas fun, i felt like such high society. then we went to the patch and tried on stuff...i fit into a size two womens jeans....but i'd never wear them. Tonight i go out to get Mary's present, i'm excited...oh man, when i was downtown i was singing You Say He's Just A Friend by Bizmaky, so awesome. You. You've got what i need girl, but you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend...well i like my new boots so much i think i'm gonna put them on and then go research how to aquire Mary's present.

Meet Me In The Dollar Bin.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 02:51:00 GMT

Why cant i live in the yellow submarine....?